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FAST · −5 TIMEA WORKPLACE SATIRE ABOUT AI JUDGEMENT
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NEW REQUEST · 04:52
“Send the AI summary to the execs.”
3 suspicious claims detected
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Edit & Send
Remove the fluff, fix the tone and stop “leveraging innovative synergies” before somebody notices.
HUMAN · −12 TIMEVerify First
Inspect figures, evidence and suspiciously confident sources. Slower—but considerably less career-ending.
CAREFUL · −20 TIMEReject
Some drafts cannot be saved. Put the dangerous nonsense directly into the corporate recycling bin.
SAFE · −10 TIMETHE PERFORMANCE REVIEW IS PHYSICAL
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Drag the meter to see what happens when productivity wins every argument.
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